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ClayPerrine
post Oct 22 2004, 01:51 PM
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Two cows are standing in a field munching on grass...

First cow: "Are you worried about mad cow disease?"

Second cow: "Why should I worry about mad cow disease? I'm a Rabbit!"


The addendum to this is:

"Little bunny Moo Moo
Clopping through the forest
Pulling up the tufts of grass
And biting off the ends"
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bondo
post Oct 22 2004, 02:12 PM
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Coming soon to a bumper near you!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?













































Ground Beef! (IMG:http://www.914club.com/bbs2/style_emoticons/default/lol2.gif)
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Hawktel
post Oct 22 2004, 03:04 PM
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What do you call a Cow with 2 legs?


















Lean Beef!
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Aaron Cox
post Oct 22 2004, 03:24 PM
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What do you call a cow with 3 legs?































Tri tip!
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Howard
post Oct 22 2004, 03:53 PM
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An old one, but still like..
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post Oct 22 2004, 11:11 PM
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There were two cannibals eating a clown.
One cannibal asked the other, "Does this taste funny to you ?" (IMG:http://www.914club.com/bbs2/style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
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