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ClayPerrine
post Oct 22 2004, 01:51 PM
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Two cows are standing in a field munching on grass...

First cow: "Are you worried about mad cow disease?"

Second cow: "Why should I worry about mad cow disease? I'm a Rabbit!"


The addendum to this is:

"Little bunny Moo Moo
Clopping through the forest
Pulling up the tufts of grass
And biting off the ends"
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post Oct 22 2004, 02:12 PM
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What do you call a cow with no legs?













































Ground Beef! (IMG:http://www.914club.com/bbs2/style_emoticons/default/lol2.gif)
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post Oct 22 2004, 03:04 PM
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What do you call a Cow with 2 legs?


















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post Oct 22 2004, 03:24 PM
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What do you call a cow with 3 legs?































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post Oct 22 2004, 03:53 PM
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An old one, but still like..
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post Oct 22 2004, 11:11 PM
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There were two cannibals eating a clown.
One cannibal asked the other, "Does this taste funny to you ?" (IMG:http://www.914club.com/bbs2/style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
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post Jun 20 2019, 07:10 AM
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Father O’Leary from Ireland and Father Gomez from Spain have been at a meeting in the Vatican and are on their way to lunch when the Spaniard asks a question. “Father O’Leary, in Spain if we want to procrastinate and put off doing something we say ‘Mañana’. Do you have a word or expression for that?”
The Irish priest thinks long and hard, shakes his head and replies, “No, we have nothing that denotes such a sense of urgency.”

I realized how true this is when for months before our recent trip to Ireland I tried to get schedules from several railroad museums which still list their 2018 events online. Never heard back.
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post Sep 2 2019, 02:09 AM
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QUOTE (ClayPerrine @ Oct 22 2004, 12:51 PM) *
Two cows are standing in a field munching on grass...

First cow: "Are you worried about mad cow disease?"

Second cow: "Why should I worry about mad cow disease? I'm a Rabbit!"


The addendum to this is:

"Little bunny Moo Moo
Clopping through the forest
Pulling up the tufts of grass
And biting off the ends"

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post Sep 2 2019, 02:11 AM
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Hahaha very funny. Like that joke.= buddy. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy11.gif)

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