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post Oct 22 2004, 03:54 PM
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A man went to his boss's costume party with nothing on but a naked young woman on his back.

"So what the hell are you supposed to be?" the boss asked.

"I'm a lobster," the man replied.

"What a load of crap!" his boss spat. "How can you be a lobster when all you've got on is that naked young woman on your back?"

"You've got it wrong," the man replied, "That's Michelle." (IMG:http://www.914club.com/bbs2/style_emoticons/default/beerchug.gif)
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post Oct 22 2004, 03:56 PM
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Ok, I dont get it, Sometimes you have to splain it to me so I understand. Could you please? Or somebody?
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post Oct 22 2004, 03:57 PM
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Ok, nevermind, I just got it
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post Oct 22 2004, 03:57 PM
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post Oct 22 2004, 03:59 PM
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QUOTE (skline @ Oct 22 2004, 11:57 AM)
Ok, nevermind, I just got it

If you don't quit screwing around on the net you'll never get the car done :D
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post Oct 22 2004, 04:01 PM
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Ba dum dum! Tssssss

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post Oct 22 2004, 04:04 PM
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QUOTE (Howard @ Oct 22 2004, 12:59 PM)
QUOTE (skline @ Oct 22 2004, 11:57 AM)
Ok, nevermind, I just got it

If you don't quit screwing around on the net you'll never get the car done :D

I have decided not to rush the car. 5 of my brake line connections are as tight as I can get them and they leak. So I have to go back through and check all of them and replace as needed. I replaced every brake line on the car with ones I got from the local FLAPS and when I went to bleed them out, I found leaks everywhere. The last thing I need is to hit the brakes and not stop. I would consider this pretty important. It starts right up now and runs strong. I want it all perfect before I go cruising around in it. Am I wrong??
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post Oct 22 2004, 04:56 PM
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ok THIS LOBSTER JOKE I get...
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier
carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who
asks him for his fishing license.

The fisherman turns to the warden, "I did not catch these lobsters, they are
my pets. Everyday I come down to the water and whistle and these lobster
jump out and I take them for a walk only to return them at the end of the
day," he says.

The warden, not believing him, reminds him that it is illegal to fish
without a license. The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "If you don't
believe me then watch," as he throws the lobsters back into the water.

The warden says, "Now whistle to your lobsters and show me that they will
come out of the water."

The fisherman turns to the warden and says, "What lobsters?"
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post Oct 22 2004, 05:03 PM
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Ok, I feel stupid, but I've read it over about 8 times, and I still don't get it. A little help please? (IMG:http://www.914club.com/bbs2/style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)
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post Oct 22 2004, 05:10 PM
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QUOTE (mike_the_man @ Oct 22 2004, 04:03 PM)
Ok, I feel stupid, but I've read it over about 8 times, and I still don't get it. A little help please? (IMG:http://www.914club.com/bbs2/style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)


The fisherman was pretending that he never had any lobsters. :D
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post Oct 22 2004, 05:41 PM
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Just say me-shell.
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post Oct 22 2004, 05:42 PM
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