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> One more Friday joke, Not sure how to rate this. R?
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post Oct 22 2004, 01:31 PM
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A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and
he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees
him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"

"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.
The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's
weiner is hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.
He asks the man "Sir are you aware that you are
exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his
crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out.........

"I'll be damned ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!!!!!"
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post Oct 22 2004, 01:36 PM
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post Oct 22 2004, 01:42 PM
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For some reason when I read this joke, I see Johnny Depp doing Capt'n Jack Sparrow saying all of this.
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post Oct 22 2004, 01:57 PM
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Here's another:

A guy walks into a bank. The lady employee asks him what she can do for him
"I want to open a fucking account with this fucking bank"
The lady is thrown off by his language and asks "sorry?"
The guy goes "are you deaf or just stoopid? I wanna open a fucking account at this shitty bank of yours"
The lady says "well, sir, if you're gonna be like that, I won't help you"
The guy "go get the manager then, ya stoopid cow"
The lady is pretty pissed off at this point. A few seconds later she returns with the manager "Is there a problem, sir?"
The guy says to the manager "yeah, well not really... I just inherrited 25 million fucking dollars, so I wanna open a fucking account at this fucking bank"
The manager "I see... and this fucking bitch wouldn't help you?"
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post Oct 22 2004, 02:02 PM
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That is funny!

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post Oct 22 2004, 03:09 PM
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Oh yeah, that was great. I am still laughing. Thanks Jeroen.
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